Frank Burns – Turkey

Frank is the third person of our cook group. He’s the also the comical, curmudgeon. Economizing on verse, he posts his postcards simply "Times are rough, times are hard, here is your f******g post card. Love, Frank." Similarly, Frank always has a joke...here is today's joke. "The ------ (insert favorite nationality, Irish, Polish, Italian, whatever) invented a VCR that copies programs that you don't want to watch from the TV and plays them back when your not at home."