Why you know the Economy is Bad...
#10: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
#9: I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
#8: CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
#7: If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
#6: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
#5: McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
#4: Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learnt their children’s names.
#3: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
#2: Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
And finally, drum roll please, the #1 reason you know the economy is bad is:
Bernie Madoff, the guy who made $50 Billion disappear, is being investigated by Congress, the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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