Yesterday's Mistake

I wore my Cornell T-shirt to the gym. However, I didn't know they were in a tournament...

Well some guy in the locker room goes "oh, I see your wearing your colors". Okay, fine, maybe he graduated from Cornell too. So I inquire. I was expecting him to say yes and ask: what school I attended, or where I lived, or when did I graduated.

No, he says he didn't attend Cornell, but starts talking about Cornell's basketball team. And of course, I had no clue what he was talking about.

AND even after I make it fairly clear I don't follow basketball, he then decides to fill me in on Cornell's ENTIRE SEASON and practically every other team in the tournament.

No more Cornell T-shirt. Thank you.